I could write at least a dozen posts about the contestants that will appear on The Celebrity Apprentice that is due to air on March 1, 2009, but I won’t. Most of the contestants I wouldn’t waste my breath on, but here is a summary of the contenders:
Andrew Dice Clay – one time foul mouth comedian, not heard from much since the 1980s.
Tom Green – Drew Barrymore’s ex, always looking for more publicity.
Clint Black – Country singer who seems like a nice guy.
Annie Duke – Professional Poker Player
Claudia Jordan – Model who was a Barker’s Beauty and is currently a Deal or No Deal case carrier.
Brian McKnight – R&B Musician
Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins – R&B Singer and member of TLC
Herschel Walker – retired NFL player
Natalie Gulbis – LPGA Golfer
Scott Hamilton – Ice skating champ
Khloe Kardashian – Reality TV star and socialite (not many brains here)
Joan Rivers – Comedian and plastic surgery addict
Melissa Rivers – daughter of Joan and an up and coming plastic surgery addict
Brande Roderick – Playboy and Baywatch are her claim to fame
Dennis Rodman – hotheaded ex-basketball player with lots of tattoos and piercings.
I don’t expect Dennis Rodman or Andrew Dice Clay to last very long. My prediction is Scott Hamilton and Annie Duke in the final two.